Exotica
by Lina

Have you ever met Exotica?
She lives on a luxary yachtica.
She sits in the sun so lovely and hotica.
Of flirting tips she has a lotica.

"A mellow, elusive, mysterious purr
Coupled with sleek and shining fur
Is perfect for getting the tom you prefer
Oh and summersaults too can cause rather a stir".

If you ask, "Will it work?" she could answer, "Well dur,
Look at me!" But instead she will often demur
And say, "It may do, it depends on the cat
But I say that the secret's in sleek shining fur".

Have you ever met Exotica?
She lives on a luxary yachtica.
She sits in the sun so lovely and hotica.
Of flirting tips she has a lotica.